{"id":869,"date":"2013-10-29T10:38:15","date_gmt":"2013-10-29T09:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/diesesinternet.de\/blog\/?p=869"},"modified":"2013-11-28T11:04:45","modified_gmt":"2013-11-28T10:04:45","slug":"twitterperlen1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/twitterperlen1\/","title":{"rendered":"Twitterperlen"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"525\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"de\" dir=\"ltr\">Bisch\u00f6fe, die nicht h\u00f6ren wollen, kommen ins Tauberbischofsheim.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mahatma Pech (@Mahatmapech) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mahatmapech\/status\/393110684579684352?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">October 23, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>https:\/\/twitter.com\/hakantee\/statuses\/386230244740702208<br \/>\n<script charset=\"utf-8\" type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>W\u00e4hrend 15 Minuten Warteschleifenmusik sind gerade mehr Gehirnzellen abgestorben als in einem anst\u00e4ndigen Vollrausch.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sue Reindke (@HappySchnitzel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HappySchnitzel\/statuses\/385707172450934784\">October 3, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Mein Problem ist ich denke zuviel nach. Deswegen bin ich so schlau.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K\u00f6nig Quasi (@KoenigQuasi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KoenigQuasi\/statuses\/384946763821776896\">October 1, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>&#8222;Hervorragender Rotwein. Woher kommt er?&#8220; &#8222;Aus Frankreich.&#8220; &#8222;Woher genau?&#8220; &#8222;Aus Tetrapaque.&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 F\u00fcnff\u00fcnff\u00fcnfschuh (@555SCHUH) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/555SCHUH\/statuses\/315079208604950528\">March 22, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Alkohol ist nur Wasser mit Gef\u00fchlen.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Muesli ohne Milch\u2122\u2605\u2605 (@Mackielsky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Mackielsky\/statuses\/393103808605089792\">October 23, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>&#8222;Sind sie Dichter?&#8220; &#8222;Als was?&#8220;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hendrik Marten (@han_man1927) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/han_man1927\/statuses\/311925104793776128\">March 13, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Friseurnamen aus der H\u00f6lle: Haarlem Shake. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Deef\">@deef<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 alf frommer (@siegstyle) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/siegstyle\/statuses\/308655057279279104\">March 4, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>In meiner Generation galt Waschen schon als metrosexuell.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Peter Breuer (@peterbreuer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peterbreuer\/statuses\/307145681209004032\">February 28, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\"><p>Ich trinke nie wieder gestern Alkohol.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sebastian (@kopfparty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kopfparty\/statuses\/305013681836658689\">February 22, 2013<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bisch\u00f6fe, die nicht h\u00f6ren wollen, kommen ins Tauberbischofsheim. &mdash; Mahatma Pech (@Mahatmapech) October 23, 2013 https:\/\/twitter.com\/hakantee\/statuses\/386230244740702208<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[29],"tags":[79],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=869"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":995,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/869\/revisions\/995"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=869"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=869"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.diesesinternet.de\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=869"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}